Baby Talk

Getting Air: Burping

Fakie: When your parent slips in a bite of mushed veggies in between bites of mushed fruit

Hang Ten: Standing on the end of a coffee table

Leash: If you have one, your parents probably watched “Home Alone” one too many times

Kelly: A completely bald baby

Impact Zone: The entire changing table

Moo Moo: Milk

Party Wave: Sleeping in your parent’s bed

Noodled: Exhausted “My grom just completely noodled in the middle of the store.”

Outside: Where you can never go without supervision

Ripping: Farting

Quiver: Your collection of toys (“Wow, you have a nice Quiver.”)

Sand Box: The beach

Vans: Not the shoes. This is what your parents will be driving soon. The best you can hope for is a VW.

Wave Pool: Toilet

Tube Ride: Being born

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